pontificate

Monday, November 28, 2005

unburden the ego.... realise it's an illusion. Severe contradictions to the mundane profane mind.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

This is not neo-evangelism

I used to reside in pseudo hatred for quite a while constantly updating my ego that one feels far superior when one has the ability to hate and criticize and be skeptical. The rush after carrying out a censural analysis and dissecting something(in the mind - most people prefer to do it publicly) was incomparable at times. Michael Schermer's Sceptical society has grown to such an extent, they have periodical sessions at caltech CRITICIZING(not necessarily useful criticizm) other people's scientific works. This can undoubtedly weed out pseudo intellectuals who pass in pompous ideas. The only problem with such an effort is one gets caught in the web and keeps conducting this(skepticism) time and again. I agree the world has so many problems that in the absence of critical thinking one cannot comprehend the magnitude of these problems. From what i have observed, these criticisms get redundant, resorting to excoriations back and forth often deviating from the problem at hand. PROACTION ceases. Recycling the mind with dated ideas and negative outbursts can be quite a hindrance in one's progress. One can question what do you mean by progress. I do not know the exact answer but i can partly say that it is achieving the mind state to embrace all, devoid of latent feelings and thoughts. This direction is going to be tough and the mind will no doubt experience the severest of contradictions, but i have faith that it's ok.

That's just my two cents.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Reasonless despondence

The power of the word was so powerful that i had to sumbit to it. I randomly searched my dictionary for some arbit word and hit upon despondence. Now this word is so vigourous, it can hold the reader to its sway. I was compelled to write this idiotic entry because of it. As someone pointed out.. hope is everything. But WTF? WHY??? Why cant i be hopeless? The immediate response is - that will make you feel downcast and disheartened. But ahhh- my dear unlightened soul (:D), you feel that because you desire to make every bit of your life happy. I say, just let go, be completely desireless (not that that is a new preach), but still, that can at least free your pathetic mind off its craving for meaningless happiness. And you thought I am leading my life to make it happier :P.



Monday, November 14, 2005

Arcane Realisations

Plagiarism warning: This entry is a compilation of Scott Adams' predictions for the future. That way i wont have to inundate my blog with my stupid ideas. Warning: More stupidity ahead. I just found this totally hilarious and relevant in todays world of burgeoning INDUHVIDUALS.

1. In the future, authors will take a long time to get to the point, that way the book looks thicker.
2. On average, Induhviduals who are alive today will experience 80 years of complaint free living. Unfortunately, they'll live to 160.
3. The people who are studying Tai Chi Chuan(read me) instead of saving money are planning to beat us up and take our stuff when we're retired.
4. The people who are alive today will appear grotesque to the perfectly engineered children of the future.
5. In the future, we will accelerate our successful practice of brainwashing children so they;ll be nice to us while we plunder their planet.
6. Life in the future will not be like star trek.
7. In the future, there will be a huge market for technology products that help workers goof off and still get paid.
8. In the future, INternet capacity will increase indefinitely to keep up with the egos of the people using it. Cost will not be an issue.
9. In the future, your clothes will be smarter than you.
10. In the future, network computers will be purchased and used with the same enthusiasm as home exercise equipment.
11. ISDN services will improve to the point where you can mention it in a crowd without generating laughter.
12. Technology is impossible to predict, but stupidity is a known constant (well known).
13. We'll all use sophisticated Bozo filters to prevent idiots from communicating with us. We'll all lose ability to speak due to lack of communication.
14. Kids wont have access to online pornography, becausae the X rated internet sites will be clogged by horny adults who have more patience.

15. Technology will continue to make our lives harder and many of us will be delighted about it.
16. Scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.
17. Technology will become th eleading cause of death, since we'll come up with many more ways to accidentally kill healthy people.
18. In the future, computer using men will be the sexiest males. Non computer users will eventually grow tails, sit in zoos, and fling dung at tourists.
19. In the future, we'll realise that the creatures we thought from other planets are actually smart people who live in switzerland - Neutral in wars, very very accurate clocks, highest standard of living, excellent chocolate, extraordinary pocket knives.

20. The trend of personal services will continue until busy people are handling almose none of their routine bodily functions themselves.
21. Lack of education will not be the biggest problem in the future. The problem wil be an excess of stupidity as more people fall below the incompetence line.
22. There will be a huge increase in the number of household services to compensate for the pathetic incompetence of the average person.
23. Democracy and capitalism will continue to give the shaft to lazy and stupid people. Neither group will complain.

24. In the future most democratic countries will be led by tall people with good hair and smart staff members.
25. The value of your vote will beome less than zero. That happens when the amount you pay in taxes to have your own vote counted is less than the value you get from the vote itself.
26. Voters in the future will be so baggled that they'll want smart people with bad hair to tell them what to do.
27. Scientists in the future will create a powerful and lethal aphrodisiac.
28. In the future, women will run the world in all democratic countries for reasons men know.
29. Most scientific and technical breakthroughs in the next century will be created by men and directed at finding replacements for women.

30. Skilled professionals will flee their corporate jobs and become their own bosses in ever increasing numbers. They'll become entrepreuners, consultants, contractors, prostitutes and cartoonists.
31. The balance of employment power will change. We'll witness the revenge of the downsized.
32. Highly qualified people will go on job interviews purely for recreation.
33. IN the future, employees will either be superstars or perspiration wipers. Those who arent qualified to do either will become managers.
34. All work will be outsourced, untill all the work on the planet is being done by one guy.
35. MOre people will work for themselves, creating a huge market for bizarre products.
36. Filthy, perverted hobos will refer to themselves as telecommuters, until someone points out that they arent being paid.

37. Aggressive companies in the future will replace standard cubicles with head cubicles.
38. Your only choices for new project names will be ones that sound undignified.
39. It will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.
40. The science of advertising will improve to the point where buying what you see in an advertisement is no longer optional.
41. Companies will make aggressive products that resist any attempts at refunds or cancellation whle actively trying to take more of your money.
42. It will be easy to find customers who ar gullible to buy any product, no matter how worthless and stupid it is.
43. THE MOST IMPORTANT CAREER SKILL WILL BE A LACK OF ETHICS


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